Black Hole Bisque: The Ultimate Intergalactic Soup Recipe

Subpage 1: The Cosmic Theory Behind the Soup

Ingredients:

1 cup Quasar-grown Quinoa

2 cups of stardust

1/4 cup of black hole salt

1 tablespoon of supernova olive oil

See Subpage 2 for instructions

Did you know that black holes are actually just really big soup cans in space?

It's true! And if you don't believe me, just ask any astrophysicist.

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