Quantum Soup: A Recipe for the Multiverse

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Quantum Foam
• 1/2 cup Entangled Quark
• 1/4 cup Schrödinger's Cat
• 1/4 cup Wormhole Whiskers

Please note that Quantum Foam must be imported from the nearest parallel universe. Entangled Quarks can be found in the Quantum Quark Market on Tuesday mornings. Schrödinger's Cat can be caught in a box, but only if you're willing to sacrifice a few minutes of your life. Wormhole Whiskers are harvested from the surface of a black hole.

Instructions:

1. Mix Quantum Foam and Entangled Quarks in a large mixing bowl.
2. Add Schrödinger's Cat to the mixture and stir until it starts to disappear.
3. Insert Wormhole Whiskers into the mixture and fold until it forms a cohesive quantum soup.
4. Serve immediately, garnished with a pinch of probability and a dash of chaos.

Warning: Quantum Soup may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or unexplained happiness. Consume at your own risk.

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