Inflatable Policies

Subpage 1: The Art of Deflating

The Inflatable Policies are a series of documents outlining the proper procedures for dealing with overinflated egos, expectations, and inflatable furniture.

Section 1: Deflationary Protocol

1. Step 1: Identify the source of the inflation.
2. Step 2: Administer the Deflationary Oath.
3. Step 3: Implement the Air-Let-Go Protocol.
4. Step 4: Monitor for Re-Inflation.