What's in Our Secret Sauce?

It's a question that's been puzzling our competitors for years. What gives our sauce the power to make even the grumpiest of grumps crack a smile? We've tried to keep it under wraps, but the truth is, it's all about the combination of:

• Love - We put a dash of love in every batch, but not just any love. It's the kind that's been marinading in a vat of disappointment and heartache, then suddenly transformed into a deep, abiding affection for the world.
• Unconventional Ingredients - We add a pinch of unicorn dust, a splash of moonbeam extract, and a dash of regret.
• Unapologetic Nostalgia - We're talking vinyl records, cassette tapes, and the occasional VHS player.
• Unbridled Enthusiasm - Our chefs are like, totally stoked about the sauce, man.
Want to see the secret recipes? Learn more about our history of sauce-making. Why do we use unicorn dust in our sauce?