Operational Procedures

Procedures for Ingress Operations

As a member of the Ingress team, you are expected to follow these rigorous operational procedures:

1. Arrive at the site of operation in a state of high alertness, preferably with a can of spray paint and a utility belt.
2. Conduct a thorough scan of the area, noting any anomalies or unusual patterns.
3. Deploy your portal gun with precision and care, taking care not to damage any nearby structures or wildlife.
4. Engage the enemy with swift and decisive action, using your wits and your reflexes to outmaneuver them.
5. Retreat with haste, leaving behind a trail of cryptic symbols and possibly some minor collateral damage.

Appendix Advanced Tactics

Prohibited Procedures

Do not, under any circumstances, perform the following:

1. Use the portal gun as a toy or a prop in a game of "dodge the park ranger."
2. Eat the portal gun's energy pellets, as they are strictly non-edible.
3. Engage in any form of portal-related juggling or acrobatics, as it is extremely hazardous to your health.
4. Use the portal gun to transport yourself into a vat of cheese, as it is a waste of resources and a terrible way to end your career.