Ink Avalanche Survival Guide

Warning: The Ink Avalanche is Coming

Are you prepared for the impending ink-filled catastrophe? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to surviving the Ink Avalanche.

Step 1: Stock up on ink

1. Hoover up all your pens and pencils
2. Buy all the ink cartridges you can find
3. Store them in a dry, safe place (just kidding, the ink will probably just spill)

Step 2: Find a safe zone

1. Flood-proof your house
2. Bury your valuables under a thick layer of paper towels
3. Install a panic room with a supply of paper clips

Subpages:

Emergency Inventory

Ink-Based Defense System

Ink Hoarding Tips