Welcome to the Office Disaster Plan, where the ink is flowing like water and so are our profits!
We've been invaded by a swarm of paper jams, and our printers are on the brink of collapse.
Our employees are on the verge of a mutiny, fueled by an endless supply of free donuts and coffee.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have a plan!
Blast the office with a massive ink bomb, covering the entire building in a thick layer of colorful chaos.
This will surely distract the paper jamming minions long enough for us to negotiate a truce.
Or perhaps we'll just get really high scores in a game of "Dodge the Ink Bomb"...
Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Want to see our Ink Bomb Blueprints for the full plan of attack!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Ink Bomb Survival Guide.