Welcome to the Inky Neighborhood Watch

Where every house is under the watchful eye of our...let's say 'inquisitive' neighbors.

Read our comprehensive guide on how to be a good neighbor.

Check out our rules for becoming an honorary member.

See our annual report on suspicious activity.

Report suspicious activity to us at report@inkyneighborhoodwatch.com

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