Welcome, friend! Congratulations on reaching the pinnacle of wakefulness. We at Insomnia Consulting specialize in keeping you up all night, every night, with our expert team of certified Sleep Deprivation Specialists.
Our services include:
- Caffeine IV drips
- Midnight Netflix marathons
- Expert-level procrastination coaching
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Want to know more? Click on one of our links:
- Caffeine Overload - Learn about our cutting-edge caffeine delivery systems.
- Procrastination Classes - Get expert tips from our certified procrastination coaches.
- Insomnia Symptoms Checker - Take our fun and informative quiz to see if you're an insomniac.