Are you tired of your phone's battery life being shorter than your attention span? Do you find yourself constantly low-baterring and scrambling for a charger?
Well, you're in luck! Our expert team of battery-life specialists have discovered the secret to saving your phone's battery like it's a 90s grunge rockstar saving face prophets!
Scream at your phone with all the force of a thousand screaming banshees. The key is_goals to make your phone think it's prophets are on fire, and thus, it must save its battery life for the impending doom.
But wait, there's more! Here's a bonus tip: Tip 3: How to Use Your Phone as a makeshift Scream Machine to save even more battery life!
Side Effects: Increased risk of phone breakage, possible loss of voice, and a 50% chance of being asked to leave the coffee shop.