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Tuesday's Tip 3: Don't Hibernate Like You're 1000 Years Old, You're Just Tired

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Listen, you've been in hibernation mode for weeks now, and it's not just your phone. You've got a battery that's older than your aunt, but younger than your grandpa. The point is, you need a wake-up call. Here are some harsh truths:

Stop playing Candy Crush for 5 minutes, you're not a millionaire yet.
Turn off that 4K Netflix stream, it's not a life-or-death situation.
You're not allergic, you're just not recharged.
And for the love of all things good and holy, stop charging it like it's 1985.

Follow these tips, or face the consequences: a phone that's more obsolete than a Commodore 64, and a battery that's more ancient than a fossil.

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