<ประก>Insurance Plans for the Apocalypse

Insurance Plans for the Apocalypse

Get ready for the end of the world as we know it! Our insurance plans will cover it all: nuclear fallout, zombie outbreaks, and even alien invasions. Don't be left in the dust when the apocalypse hits, choose from our range of options:

Or, if you're feeling extra cautious, you can always opt for our Ultimate Apocalypse Scheme, which includes a complimentary pair of flame-grilled pants_goals="to protect against the inevitable firestorm.