Insurance Policies: Coverage Terms

• Policy A:

  This policy covers all damages caused by alien invasions.

  Excludes damages caused by alien abductions.

  Only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

• Policy B:

  Covers damages to your ego from online reviews.

  Only available in select zip codes.

  Must be purchased with a minimum of 5 years experience in therapy.

• Policy C:

  Covers damages caused by spontaneous human combustion.

  Only available to residents of downtown areas.

  Does not cover damages to clothing.

More Information:

• Policy A Examples
• Policy B Coverage Limits
• Policy C Precautions