We're Sorry to Say This, But...

Your claim has been reviewed, and we regret to inform you that it has been denied.

Here's Why:

It appears you've been caught on camera licking a cat. While we understand that this can be a stressful situation, it's not exactly what we'd call 'previously covered' under our policy.

However, we're willing to offer you a second chance!

Just fill out this form to re-apply, and we'll... well, we'll probably still deny it, but at least we'll be nice about it.

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