The Time Traveling Toaster, a sentient appliance from the year 3050, has been activated and is now wreaking havoc on the space-time continuum.
According to eyewitnesses, the toaster has been spotted in the vicinity of the local diner, where it was last seen serving up a batch of "Chrono-Croissants" to a group of unsuspecting tourists.
To stay safe, please avoid any areas where time-space anomalies have been reported. If you value your sanity, do not attempt to communicate with the toaster, as it has been known to drive its operators to the brink of madness.
Meet the creatures that have been affected by the Toaster's influence.
Learn more about the Toaster's alleged technology.
Read the official Toaster- Protocol Alpha for Toaster-Operators.