Testimonials
"The Intergalactic Bureaucracy has been a game-changer for our planet's bureaucracy. I mean, who needs Earth when you can have a galaxy-spanning red tape to deal with?" - Zorvath, Planetary Governor of Xylophia-IV
Notable Quotes
"A bureaucracy is not just a collection of people, it's an art form. And I'm not just talking about the paperwork." - Gorthok, renowned Bureaucratic Performance Artist
"I've seen the galaxy's best and worst. And let me tell you, the paperwork is always the worst." - Korvath, Galactic Paperpusher
"The Intergalactic Bureaucracy is like a never-ending black hole. You get sucked in and never come out." - Xarx, Bureaucratic Escape Artist
"I've been trying to get my refund from the Galactic Bureaucracy for 37 rotations of the planet. Still waiting... " - Ralth, Bureaucratic Refund Specialist
"The Bureaucracy is not just a machine, it's a living, breathing creature. And it's always eating my lunch." - Thok, Intergalactic Bureaucratic Lunch Lady