Intergalactic Deadline: 42.5 Billion Years and Counting

Due to unforeseen circumstances, all deadlines have been extended by 0.05%.

Galactic Deadline: 42,499,999,999.5 Billion Years

Upcoming Events:

• Quantum Surprises (Tentatively Scheduled)
• Intergalactic Weather Forecast (Unreliable)
• Astraphysical Disasters (Highly Likely)

Disclaimer: Deadlines are subject to change. Or not change. We're not really sure.