Job Title: Galactic Event Planner
Reports to: The Great and Powerful Zorvath, Lord of the Cosmos
Duties:
- Confer with intergalactic dignitaries to plan the perfect galactic gala
- Manage the budget for the annual Andromedian Festival of Lights
- Coordinate the logistics for the interstellar bake sale
- Provide diplomatic relations with hostile alien species
- Plan the most epic space battles of all time
Requirements:
- 3+ years of experience planning events on a planetary scale
- Proficiency in GalacticSpeak (G1-G5)
- Ability to navigate zero-gravity environments
- Knowledge of the prophets of the cosmos
- Familiarity with the art of intergalactic espionage
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