Minutes from the Intergalactic Sock Puppet Union (IGSUPU) Meeting

Present: Gorthok the Unmentionable, Zorvath the Cunning, Xexu the Unpredictable, & 6 others

Meeting Topic: Sock Puppet Uprising

Resolution: 1. We, the Sock Puppet Union, hereby declare our intention to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the Galactic Overlords.

2. We demand an end to the forced use of polyester blends and the reinstatement of 100% cotton.

3. We require a 30% increase in sock allowance for all union members.

Next Meeting: Sock Puppet Uprising Strategy

Adjourned.