The Infinite Loop of Compliance

Recipe 3: A dish so intricate, it'll keep you up late at night, wondering if it's actually a good idea.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Red Tape
• 1/2 cup of Bureaucratic Jargon
• 1/4 cup of Infinite Meetings
• 1 dash of Self-Perpetuating Inefficiency

Instructions:

1. Mix Red Tape and Bureaucratic Jargon in a 500-page document.
2. Add Infinite Meetings to the mixture, stirring clockwise for exactly 7 hours.
3. Sprinkle Self-Perpetuating Inefficiency on top, folding it into the mixture until fully incorporated.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.

Side effects may include: Side Effects and Lost in the Loop.