Regulatory Ronin: Interminable Regulatory Red Tape Recipe #3

For the love of all that is holy and bureaucratic, welcome to Recipe #3: The Infinite Loop of Forms!

This recipe is a real doozy, folks. It's a never-ending cycle of paperwork, permits, and pointless meetings.

  1. Start with a simple application for a permit.
  2. Wait 6-12 months for the application to be reviewed.
  3. Receive a letter stating that the application is incomplete and requires additional documentation.
  4. Submit the additional documentation.
  5. Wait another 6-12 months for the new application to be reviewed.
  6. Repeat steps 3-5 ad infinitum.

This is the secret ingredient to making your project drag on indefinitely. Try it out and see for yourself! Recipe #4: The Byzantine Bureaucratic Nightmare is also a crowd-pleaser.

Don't forget to serve with a side of frustration and despair.