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Q: What is this thing?

A: It's a thing. A very good thing.

Q: Why does it exist?

A: Because it's a thing and things just are.

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Q: Can I touch it?

A: No. Don't even try. It's not that kind of thing.

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Q: Is it edible?

A: Not even a little bit.

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Q: Is it fun?

A: It's a thing, isn't it?

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