Q: What is this thing?
A: It's a thing. A very good thing.
Q: Why does it exist?
A: Because it's a thing and things just are.
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Q: Can I touch it?
A: No. Don't even try. It's not that kind of thing.
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Q: Is it edible?
A: Not even a little bit.
Q: Is it fun?
A: It's a thing, isn't it?
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