Technical Specs for the Invention-4

The Invention-4 is a machine that's almost as good as me, but not quite. It's powered by a combination of 1.21 Gigawatts of electricity and 0.42 gallons of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Here are the specs:

The Invention-4 has the following features:

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Disclaimer: This is not actually a real product. Or is it?