Warning: This page is for the most adventurous of ironers.
How it's done:
- Mix 2 parts of your finest cat hair with 1 part industrial solvent.
- Add a dash of disappointment and a pinch of despair.
- Stir counterclockwise for 10 minutes, then clockwise for 5 minutes.
- Behold, your clothes are now spotless!
But wait, there's more!
Side Effects:
- Uncontrollable urges to watch paint dry.
- Temporary loss of sense of smell.
- Sudden onset of spontaneous combustion (rare but possible).