Step 1: Prepare the Battlefield
Before you begin, make sure your ironing board is at its most intimidating. Add a few strategically placed steam vents, a sprinkle of glitter, and a warning sign that reads: "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."
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Step 2: Iron Like the Wind
Now that you've prepared the battlefield, it's time to unleash your inner ironing ninja. Smooth, swift, and merciless, like a hot knife through butter.
But don't forget to leave a trail of destruction in your wake, because that's what the art of ironing is all about.
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Step 3: The Finishing Touches
And finally, it's time to add the finishing touches. A sprinkle of fairy dust, a pinch of magic, and a healthy dose of disdain for your wrinkled past.