Warning: Proceed with Caution. Prolonged use may lead to spontaneous combustion, singed eyebrows, or an unrelenting desire to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
Don't say we didn't warn you... Steam Iron of the Doom is not included.
Ironing Board of the Forefathers is available separately, but not recommended.
Thermometer of the Thermo-static is a must-have for any serious Ironing Glove of Doom enthusiast.