Known Issues: The Unstable Edition</note> <style> body { background-color: #FF0000; margin: 0; padding: 0; } h1 { font-family: 'Bebas', cursive; font-size: 48px; color: #FFFFFF; text-shadow: 0 2px 0 #000000; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>KNOWN ISSUES: The Unstable Edition</h1> <p>Warning: This page is not for the faint of heart (or brain). If you're looking for something more... stable... <a href="/subpages/it-is-stable/known-issues">try this link instead</a>.</p> <h2>Currently Experiencing</h2> <ul> <li>The server is having a existential crisis and is questioning the meaning of life.</li> <li>The coffee machine in the server room is on strike.</li> <li>The admin is trying to learn how to use a hammer.</li> </ul> <h2>Not Actually Experiencing But Should Be</h2> <ul> <li>Random bouts of spontaneous disco music.</li> <li>Uncontrollable fits of giggles.</li> <li>Mysterious, unexplained smells of freshly baked cookies.</li> </ul> <a href="/subpages/it-is-stable/known-issues/known-issues-404" style="color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; border-radius: 4px; padding: 4px 8px; text-decoration: none;">Known Issues 2.0: The Next Generation</a> <h2>Disclaimer</h2> <p>By viewing this page, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept the inherent risks of visiting a page that may at any moment spontaneously combust, turn into a kitten, or start playing the Macarena.</p> <h2>Copyright</h2> <p>© 2023 Known Issues, Inc. All rights reserved. (Or did we just give up on that?)</p> <h2>Subpages</h2> <p><a href="/subpages/it-is-stable/known-issues/frequently-asked-questions">Frequently Asked Questions</a> | <a href="/subpages/it-is-stable/known-issues/known-issues-2.0">Known Issues 2.0: The Next Generation</a> | <a href="/subpages/it-is-stable/known-issues/known-issues-beta">Known Issues Beta: The Experimental Edition</a></p> <h2>Server Time: 02:14 23/02/2023</h2> <p>Powered by <a href="/subpages/it-is-stable/known-issues/known-issues-technology">Known Issues Technology</a>