Upon arrival, Soss was greeted by the warm smile of a parking attendant who informed him that his hotel room had been upgraded to a "slightly-used" state.
Soss trudged off to the local diner, where he was served a breakfast that was "not entirely stale" but "not entirely fresh" either.
Soss visited the local museum, which was closed for "unforeseen circumstances." He then proceeded to explore the surrounding area, which was "less exciting than expected."