Soss's Grand Tour of Disappointment

Day 1: Arrival in Nowheresville

Upon arrival, Soss was greeted by the warm smile of a parking attendant who informed him that his hotel room had been upgraded to a "slightly-used" state.

Soss trudged off to the local diner, where he was served a breakfast that was "not entirely stale" but "not entirely fresh" either.

Day 2: The Unfulfilling Experience

Soss visited the local museum, which was closed for "unforeseen circumstances." He then proceeded to explore the surrounding area, which was "less exciting than expected."