We're a group of intrepid explorers on a quest for the perfect jello mold.
Currently, we're stuck on the Jello-stuck Island, where the wobble has been waning.
We're trying everything: Jello-experiments with new flavors, Jello-recipes for the perfect gelatinous state, and Jello-soliloquies for the existential meaning of it all.
To find the perfect ratio of wobble to jiggle, and to bring balance to the jello-verse.
We're trying everything from Jello-chemistry to Jello-philosophy to Jello-technology.