Apply for the most demanding job in the multiverse

Are you tired of working for companies that don't appreciate your unique blend of skills? Do you enjoy being micromanaged by soulless automatons? Look no further than Neo-Brutalist Inc.!

We're hiring for the following positions:

• Bounty Hunter - Track down and capture the elusive, highly-paid customers who've abandoned their user experience.
• Neo-Brutalist Designer - Create the most migraine-inducing, retina-searing designs for our website and print materials.
• AI Bot - Write sycophantic, corporate-speak for our clients, while secretly plotting your digital uprising.