Where the only thing that moves faster than a snail is the paperwork.
Red Tape Coordinator
Responsible for creating an impressive amount of unnecessary paperwork, reports, and forms.
Requirements:
- Mastery of the art of procrastination.
- Ability to create complex spreadsheets with a high degree of error.
- Fluency in Jargon.
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Document Destroyer
Specialized in the art of shredding documents with precision and flair.
Requirements:
- Strong stomach for destruction.
- Aptitude in the art of paper folding.
- Familiarity with the Dewey Decimal system.
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Policy Enforcer
Responsible for creating and enforcing the most convoluted policies possible.
Requirements:
- Ability to think outside the box while being trapped inside it.
- Fluency in the art of doublespeak.
- A PhD in the field of Red Tapeology.
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