Are you tired of the mundane, the mundane, the MONOTONY of modern life?
Do you yearn for a world where lettuce is thrown at your enemies, where riots are the new normal, and where the phrase "I'm not a morning person" is a thing of the past?
Then join us! The revolution is not just for the revolutionaries; it's for anyone who's tired of being tired!
Make your revolutionary pledge today and join the ranks of the Secret Society of Revolutionaries!