Here be the Joke Repository
Why did the chicken wear a pair of socks?
It was a fowl move.
More Poultry in Motion
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist.
More Feline Funnies
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?
It's a cat-astrophe.
Purr-cussionists Unite!