Here are some humorous observations on the human condition.
Or, you know, just go here if you're feeling lost.
We're all just sitting here, staring at screens, wondering if anyone is actually reading this.
It's like, are you there? Am I just talking to myself?
Oh, and by the way, have you seen my cat? I swear, it's just sitting there, judging me.
Income inequality, social status, and avocado toast.
It's a never-ending cycle of "I'm doing better than you, no you're doing better than me."
We're all just a bunch of self-absorbed, self-righteous, self-proclaimed "selfies."
It's like, hello, I'm over here, taking a selfie, thinking about how great I look.
Because, why not?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the farmer's constant questions.