Welcome, citizen, to the esteemed Judge 3, presiding over the realm of Subpage 3. Here, the air is thick with the stench of bureaucracy and despair.
As Judge 3, I, a paragon of judicial wisdom, shall guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of Subpage 3, where the very fabric of reality is woven with the threads of tedium.
Subpage 3: Where the coffee flows like the tears of the downtrodden, and the fluorescent lights hum with the malevolent intent of a thousand mediocre souls.
Navigation:
Visit Subpage 2, where the judges' robes are a bit more worn
Proceed to Judge 2, the one with the slightly-less-terrible haircut
Descend into the depths of Judge 1, where the coffee is strong but the judges' tempers are shorter