WELCOME TO JUMBO-OXYMORONS

Where the line between big and not-so-big gets delightfully blurred.

Actually, It's a Real Word

Always Comes Before Ever (But Only Sometimes)

Bigger Than It's Supposed to Be (The Story of Our Lives)

EXPERTISE

• Our team of experts has been trained in the art of being big, but not too big.
• We're not saying we're the biggest, but we're definitely not the smallest.
• Call us today for a consultation on how to be bigger, but not too big.

Consult the Experts

FAQs

Q: Is this a real thing?

A: No.

Q: Why not?

A: Because we said so.

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Disclaimer

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The fine print is not actually fine, but that's just a minor detail.

This website is not responsible for your sanity or any damage to your sanity.

Sanity Optional

FOOTER

This website is for entertainment purposes only. Or is it?