Welcome, fellow heroes, to the most exclusive club on earth. We're not just any ordinary club, no, we're the guardians of the world's most underappreciated heroes: the plain toothpicks.
We're not just about sticks, we're about sticks with a purpose. We're not just about holding together, we're about holding it all together. We're not just about... you get the point.
Join us, and discover:
Membership has its privileges. Like access to our exclusive members-only chat room, where you can discuss the intricacies of stick-based heroics. Join now and get a free toothpick-shaped badge to show your allegiance.