Just Standing There: A Guide to the Art of Existence

A comprehensive guide to the ancient art of doing nothing. Learn the secrets of standing, staring, and existing in a world that's constantly trying to get you to do something.

Chapter 1: The Basics

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Chapter 2: Mastering the Art of Staring

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Chapter 3: Advanced Existential Techniques

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Or, you know, you could just just do nothing.

Disclaimer: Not actually doing nothing may be bad for you. Don't do that.