A highly advanced algorithm for justifying the most mundane of decisions.
Step 1: Identify the problem, or in this case, the utter lack of excitement in your life.
Step 2: Plug numbers into a spreadsheet until something happens.
Step 3: Declare victory and blame everyone else.
Subpage: Blamegame
Subpage: Justifying Your Socks
Remember, it's all just a matter of perspective.