Justification and Procrastination Techniques

Here are some of the most effective techniques to justify your procrastination:

1. The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Resting My Eyes" Technique

Closely resemble a sloth, stare intensely at a blank wall for extended periods.

Spent hours making your to-do list more aesthetically pleasing and easier to navigate.

Watch 8 hours of cat videos, call it research.

Take a 3-hour break to scroll through social media, because you're clearly burnt out.

Remember, these techniques may not be effective for everyone, but they're definitely worth a try!