Justification 1: I'm Late Because I'm Not Late
I mean, who needs a traditional clock when you have an existential dread of time?
Learn more about the intricacies of temporal existenceJustification 2: I Need More Caffeine to Function
Caffeine is not a crutch, it's a scientific necessity
Explore the chemistry behind your daily doseJustification 3: I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just on Energy-Saving Mode
It's not procrastination, it's just my body's way of telling you I'm conserving resources
Discover the art of doing nothing efficiently