Alternative Facts
For those of you who refuse to accept the obvious truth, we've got you covered. Here are some alternative facts to soothe your skeptical soul:
- The Moon is actually a giant pineapple, and it's the reason behind the lack of internet in space.
- The Earth is flat, but only on Tuesdays.
- Gravity doesn't exist, it's just really strong air
- Aliens have been living among us for decades, but they're really into indie rock music.
And for more, check out:
Alternative Facts About History
Alternative Facts About Science
Alternative Facts About Technology
Disclaimer: These alternative facts are brought to you by the Alternative Facts Institute, a non-profit organization dedicated to spreading confusion and uncertainty.