Alternative Facts

For those of you who refuse to accept the obvious truth, we've got you covered. Here are some alternative facts to soothe your skeptical soul:

• The Moon is actually a giant pineapple, and it's the reason behind the lack of internet in space.
• The Earth is flat, but only on Tuesdays.
• Gravity doesn't exist, it's just really strong air
• Aliens have been living among us for decades, but they're really into indie rock music.

And for more, check out:

Alternative Facts About History

Alternative Facts About Science

Alternative Facts About Technology