Justification 3: Because Why Not?

In a bold move, our team decided that 3 justifications were never enough. We've added a fourth. Because why not?

This one's a real game-changer. We're not sure what it's for, but we're pretty sure it'll make sense when you get here.

Justification 4: The Sequel to this travesty.

Or maybe not. We're still working on it.