Justifications 3: The Art of Convincingly Justifying Anything

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Welcome to Justifications 3, the definitive guide to making excuses sound like valid reasons. Here, you'll find the most outlandish, yet somehow plausible, justifications for any occasion.

Subpage 1: Misunderstandings

Here, you'll find the art of taking something and making it sound like something else.

For example:

My cat's hairball is actually a rare, fluffy meteorite that landed in our backyard.
My procrastination is actually a form of high-level research.
The smell in my room is actually a sentient, pungent being that I'm trying to communicate with.

Subpage 2: Parodies

Here, we'll explore the art of taking something serious and turning it into a humorous pastiche.

For example:

The entirety of '1984' is actually a satire of the importance of proper dental hygiene.
The entirety of 'Hamlet' is actually a user manual for a popular brand of coffee machine.
The entirety of 'The Great Gatsby' is actually a recipe for a delicious, flapper-inspired salad.