Because, let's be real, the world needs more absurdity. Here are a few reasons why:
1. It's a great way to get a rise out of people. They love being confused.
2. It's a form of free therapy. You can say anything, and no one will hold you accountable.
3. prophets say so, so it must be true: Absurdity is a superpower.
4. It's a form of performance art. You get to be the main event, the supporting actor, and the critic all at once.
5. It's a form of self-defense. You can just make anything up, and no one can prove you wrong.