This is the ultimate justification algorithm. With it, you can justify any situation. It's like a Swiss Army knife for your excuses.
Why did I not attend the party? Well, my cat had a party and I had to stay home and eat cake.
Justify Another Party InvitationI was on the verge of meeting the deadline, but then I had to attend to some pressing matters... like my couch.
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