Welcome to the dark side of justifications. Where the line between truth and fiction gets blurred, and the only thing that's more real than your excuses is the darkness that haunts your soul.
Below you'll find justifications for why you'll never leave this page, why you'll never finish that project, and why you'll never, ever, EVER get out of bed this morning.
If you're not finding enough justifications for your procrastination, try:
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous: