Justification Beta

Justification Beta is a testing ground for the most extreme, the most outlandish, the most utterly absurd justifications you've ever seen. We're talking justification for the most mundane things, the most ridiculous things, and the most completely, utterly, without-a-justification justifications.

Our team of expert justifiers have spent years perfecting the art of justifying, and we've come up with some real doozies. From Justifying the Socks to Justifying the Cat, we've got a justification for every occasion.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our Justification of the Month features for some real inspiration. Or, if you're feeling brave, try out Justification Generator and come up with your own justification.

Justification Beta: The Justifiers' Justification

Justification Beta is not responsible for any damage caused by overjustification, underjustification, or justification-induced existential crisis. Use at your own risk!

Justifying the Dog