Justifying the Unjustifiable
In a world where cats rule supreme, it's time to confront the cat-astrophic truth: cats do not need justifying. They are the justifiers. We are the ones who require justification for our actions. They simply exist in a state of purr-ogatory bliss, unencumbered by the burdens of self-doubt.
So, here's the justifi-cation we seek: cats are the true rulers of the universe, and it's time we acknowledge their supremacy.
Hyperlinks: The Philosophy of Purr-suasion | Justifying the Cat-astrophe