Feline Ethics: Justifying the Cat-astrophe
A Treatise on the Feline Condition
As the great philosopher, Pussius Maximus once said, "The cat is not just a pet, it is a way of life." And so, we must ask the question: is it justifiable to sacrifice an entire city for the greater good of catnip?
Arguments for:
- Unbridled joy and worship of the feline form
- Purr-suasive powers of catnip-fueled diplomacy
- Efficient use of human resources, as cats are experts in napping
Arguments against:
- Irreparible destruction of property and infrastructure
- Uncontested reign of terror over human servants
- Unrelenting demands for belly rubs
Appendix: Feline-Justifying Case Studies
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